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PLAY BACK THIS TAPE I SWEAR YOU’LL SEE

Iconic television, or a bloated twat hatchery?

I made a big mistake the other day.

The most frustrating thing is that it’s a mistake I make at least once a year, and every time I tell myself not to make the same mistake again.

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Middle Eastern Rick Moranis, and letting things slide

A brief recap:

In my last blog post I was told I had high blood pressure and advised I should go and see my GP. Firstly, thank you all for your texts, letters, e-mails etc asking about my well-being.

I am of course being sarcastic, you uncaring set of bastards. Read the rest of this entry »

A bad day but a FREE TRAVEL MUG

Monday was not a proud day, but I’m hoping it will be a watershed moment of sorts.

My employers very kindly gave us all the opportunity to have a quick, free health check, the highlight of which was watching someone feint after having their finger pricked for a cholesterol test.  I went down for a few minutes away from my desk, and to pick up a goody bag containing a free Company-branded travel mug. Read the rest of this entry »

My World Cup, and the terrifying thought of Glen Johnson getting a knighthood

It’s a fact of life that anyone who likes football has A World Cup, a specific tournament to cling on to and claim as their own.  It’s usually the first World Cup you can remember, and every World Cup ever after will always lack the je ne sais quoi that made your World Cup so special. Read the rest of this entry »

Twenty-four bags of crisps, direct and effective cheese, and clichéd hyperbolic rhetoric

Anyone who’s been reading this blog or has seen me recently will have undoubtedly noticed that the diet/fitness regime has pretty much died a death.  I kind of gave up.  Again.  I’m guessing you’re not surprised.

I’m not looking to blame anyone or thing, but I did allow myself to be tempted into buying some Walkers Flavour Cup World Cup flavour crisps.  And by some I mean twenty-four bags.  I am, as you can probably imagine, very partial to a bag of crisps. Read the rest of this entry »