Don’t believe everything you read. That’s what I’ve read, anyway. But I also heard a bloke called David St Hubbins (named after the Patron Saint Of Quality Footwear) say “I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn’t believe anything.” Read the rest of this entry »
I hate cars. As a method of getting from A to B in a reasonably efficient manner they do the job most of the time, but on the small percentage of occasions when they let you down they are evil, unforgiving, money-spunking contraptions.
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I’m going to risk making myself look rather stupid here, but I think it’s for the greater good. If only one person learns from my mistake… and so on etc blah.
As I think I may have mentioned a few months back, I finally clambered on the bandwagon and got myself one of these iPhone jobbies you may have heard of. And, in fairness, my period of iPhone ownership to date has been largely enjoyable and trouble-free. It has not, however, been quite as spectacular as I’d been led to believe.
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I made a big mistake the other day.
The most frustrating thing is that it’s a mistake I make at least once a year, and every time I tell myself not to make the same mistake again.
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A brief recap:
In my last blog post I was told I had high blood pressure and advised I should go and see my GP. Firstly, thank you all for your texts, letters, e-mails etc asking about my well-being.
I am of course being sarcastic, you uncaring set of bastards. Read the rest of this entry »