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Political correctness, not The Daily Mail, and WOMEN! DRIVING!

It’s a crazy world we live in; there are no two ways about that.

We live in an age of confusing political correctness where most people are afraid to say anything that might be construed as offensive to anyone else.  It’s a sticky subject, for sure.

Wikipedia defines political correctness as:

“behavior seen as seeking to minimize social offense in gender, racial, cultural, sexual orientation, handicap, and age-related contexts.”

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Harty’s stag do in pictures in a nutshell

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Sheep-botherers, Mike Tyson and that maniac in the brown coat

First and foremost I consider myself English. I’m British on passport applications and suchlike and to be honest have nothing against being referred to as British, but I’m English; just like a Scotsman is Scottish and a Welshman is a sheep-botherer. Read the rest of this entry »

Burger Off: a cooking masterclass

Masala Chilli Burgers

Serves 4-6 depending on size of burgers/burger eaters

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JOHN TERRY EXCLUSIVE!

"Sorry mate." "S'alright mate." etc

"Sorry mate." "S'alright mate." etc

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