Feb 4, 2010
A genuine question, Robin Hood and nearly five months of standing around in daft white clothing
After expressing my disappointment to Greeny (pictured below) about not being able to run The World’s First Kilomathon, he came up with a suggestion: “Why not train for the Robin Hood half marathon?”

He sure is
After some thought I decided it wasn’t a bad idea. Part of the reason I was so motivated to get out running before Christmas was to train myself for the kilomathon. Having an end goal is incredibly motivating, as most coaches will tell you. As I’ve found already, a vague desire to lose weight isn’t as powerful as setting a target which must be achieved by a certain date. Oh, hang on, that didn’t really work either. But the point stands. So I’m told.
So last week whatshername and I went out for a short jog. It was only 2.5miles, but it was tough. I wasn’t knackered or anything, but my knee struggled. It started off feeling very stiff and awkward, eased up for a while, finally becoming genuinely painful in the final mile or so. For the next few days it felt uncomfortable. Never painful; just uncomfortable.
Then this week I thought I’d try again (well, technically speaking it was whatshername’s idea. I didn’t really want to but thought it seemed like a good idea) and so on Monday night we did the same route. This time it felt much better. In fact if anything it felt much stronger. A couple of days later and it feels fine. Not great, not good even. Just fine.
I decided the Robin Hood half marathon seems like a good idea, so naturally I looked on-line for the date. Sunday September 12th 2010. Slight problemo. That weekend is what we in local cricket parlance call “the double-header weekend” (stop sniggering at the back). The final two games of the season crammed into 34 hours of sedentary sporting activity, the culmination of nearly five months of standing around in daft white clothing. League titles could be decided, relegation avoided, or mid-table obscurity secured. There’s literally all to play for (except the preceding twenty games which will have already been played for and settled). Literally anything could happen (within certain strict criteria).

Robin Hood, famous of course for running 13 miles around Nottingham at some point
My double-header weekend looks like:
Saturday: Belper Meadows (away)
Sunday: Sawley & Long Eaton Park (home)
Would it be completely ridiculous to squeeze a thirteen-mile run in on Sunday morning? This is a genuine question. I have thirty weeks and three days to train myself from ‘obese’ to ‘able to play a cricket match, run a half marathon the following morning, then play another cricket match.’ Is this in any way feasible?
If anyone has run a half marathon before please let me know what you think. Will I even be able to stand up afterwards?
I have another question too, mainly aimed at anyone with a sports or medical background (and/or experience of sporting injuries): if my knee still doesn’t feel right, should I be trying to exercise and strengthen it, or should I be completely resting it?

"Get up Gaz you're next man in."
Hi why not try this one before you try the big ones, they even have a dj in the woods. Distance:6.2M
Surface:Multi Terrain
Date:24/07/2010
Start Time:13:00
Address:
Birches Valley
Rugeley
Staffordshire
WS15 2UQ
Map:ViewMap Website:http://www.lovelifeloverunning.co.uk
Jo that’s a great idea. A warm-up run would be brilliant. Only problem; July 24th = a Saturday and Saturdays = cricket (or weddings).
I’ll keep a look out for something similar though. Thanks
This comment may either demoralise or motivate you…we’ll see.
You seem to be a bit of a ‘flaker’. You want to do good things but really have no intention of actually going through with them. This, I would suggest reflects 90% of the population but you keep writing about what you’re ‘going to do’ in this blog and then, generally, not doing it, thus highlighting the issue.
So either, as Nike once said, ‘Just do it’ or otherwise just shut up and give up.
Having said that, don’t ‘shut up’ because I like the blog and it makes me feel better about myself.
Cheers mate x
Thanks for the constructive feedback Chris. I’ll just go and top myself shall I?
Probably best….
Having said that you’ll probably just not bother in the end anyway.
You’d have to write a note, get a ladder, tie a noose……fuck that!!
It does sound like a lot of effort.
lol