Sep 1, 2010 1
Iconic television, or a bloated twat hatchery?
I made a big mistake the other day.
The most frustrating thing is that it’s a mistake I make at least once a year, and every time I tell myself not to make the same mistake again.
Sep 1, 2010 0
Middle Eastern Rick Moranis, and letting things slide
A brief recap:
In my last blog post I was told I had high blood pressure and advised I should go and see my GP. Firstly, thank you all for your texts, letters, e-mails etc asking about my well-being.
I am of course being sarcastic, you uncaring set of bastards. Read the rest of this entry »
May 4, 2010 2
A letter in reply to the reply letter from Tesco
A while ago in this blog post I wrote a letter to Tesco about their lazy, sexist, outdated retailing, and I promised to let you know if I got a reply.
A got a reply a while ago and, erm, forgot to mention it. Read the rest of this entry »
Mar 15, 2010 4
A foot-long plastic prism, my nearest Starbucks, and North Fucking Wales
Progress is a beautiful thing. It’s a beautiful thing that seems to encourage enormous levels of idiocy in people. Read the rest of this entry »
Mar 3, 2010 3
Political correctness, not The Daily Mail, and WOMEN! DRIVING!
It’s a crazy world we live in; there are no two ways about that.
We live in an age of confusing political correctness where most people are afraid to say anything that might be construed as offensive to anyone else. It’s a sticky subject, for sure.
Wikipedia defines political correctness as:
“behavior seen as seeking to minimize social offense in gender, racial, cultural, sexual orientation, handicap, and age-related contexts.”