Nov 24, 2009 4
It’s doubtful Jordan read my last blog in which I asked her to go away, but she seemed to pretty much do as I asked, as she apparently spat her dummy out last night, refused to do another bush tucker trial (fucking lightweight) and promptly fucked off home. On that note, and at the risk of this blog turning into a reality TV rant, please allow me one last X-Factor post, in which I’ll make more amazingly accurate predictions. Read the rest of this entry »
Nov 22, 2009 2
Last night my girlfriend accused me of being gay. Not in a Stefan Posthma sense (Google it, but probably not at work), but in as far as she is convinced that I have an instant disliking for most successful women (i.e. those on television). This is not true. I have a disliking for most people. Full stop. Read the rest of this entry »
Oct 6, 2009 0
A bit of a jump forward from the previous instalment.
WHITE NOISE
I go to see Ray because he calls and asks me to meet him. He says he’s had a meeting with the record company and they want to call the album White Noise, which I tell him I like. Ray shows me potential covers for the album, and the one we both agree on is of a white-coloured white noise sound-wave on a black background, with WHITE NOISE written in lower case red lettering on the cover. JACK SMITH is written in very, very dark grey at the bottom of the cover, which I like because it’s understated. Ray says he knew I’d say that. Read the rest of this entry »
Sep 15, 2009 5
The very next snippet of Happy Ending, following on directly from this bit.
HOW THINGS WORK
Ray calls me at ten thirty the next morning, which is first thing for him.
“Jack.”
“Ray.”
“You made the Daily Mail, but nothing else.” Read the rest of this entry »
Sep 8, 2009 0
Quite remarkably and in the face of all the garbage I’ve eaten in the past week I found on Monday that I’d lost six (SIX!) pounds since my last weigh-in, seven days previous. Having gained two pounds the week before, I’m now at an overall weight loss of four pounds (after three weeks). Before I get carried away I have to remind myself that this is still 18st 9lbs, or 118.6kg. But at least I’ve lost some weight now, and feel much more motivated to keep losing it.
