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Fairy Story

A few months back I was doing a big shop in Tesco and stumbled across Writer’s Magazine. Now, I’ve never bought any writing/writers’ magazines before (I stole a couple once when I worked part-time in a petrol station, but that’s another story) so I thought I’d give it a go. The magazine contained quite a few interesting articles, but I found myself drawn to the competitions page.

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I'm A Big Stupid Goat

Disclaimer: I don’t hate my job. I wanted to make that point clear in case anyone I work with read my last post, or indeed happens to read this one.

As I hit ‘publish’ after writing my last blog entry, I realised something. I had described myself, with somewhat reckless abandon, as a bitter 28 year-old trapped in a career I’m not entirely happy with.

Instantly my thoughts turned to the ideas I’d already had for my next blog, where, I’d decided, I would describe the idea for my novel and specifically the main character and narrator; 27 year-old singer-songwriter and former accountant Jack Smith, who within the first three thousand words meets a beautiful glamour model who changes his life.

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Neither insanely talented nor unfeasibly lucky

Right, I think I’m starting to get into this blogging lark. Pretentious old self-important me. Just a quick one today.

Firstly, I think it’s fair to say that I was wrong in my first blog. Blogs aren’t pretentious, and neither are they just for self-important types with high opinions of themselves. There are lots and lots of very interesting, entertaining and helpful blogs out there, and I’d like to bring a couple to your attention:

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ARSA: The Very Best of

As described previously, this is a piece of coursework I did for my English A-Level in 1998 aged 17 and a bit.  I have copied it out exactly as it was, resisting the urge to edit out errors or just cut bits that now seemed either very un-funny and/or hideously dated.  But anyway, here it is.

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Some stuff I might do. Or not. Whatever.

This, my second blog posting, is a slightly forced affair.  Tonight I will travel to the south coast for a wedding, and won’t get chance to blog again for a few days.  I’ll just write a bit now describing what I might blog about in the short-term, in no real order and for no real point.

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