Dec 2, 2009
Decembeard, it’s not gay to have a man-crush on Tom Selleck, and 29
A couple of quick things:
- I probably won’t blog in the next couple of weeks. Don’t despair/celebrate — I’ll be back. I’ll try to blog so do keep checking for updates.
Tom Selleck: it's not gay to have a man-crush on him, is it? Not that I do, obviously.
- Some of you may have seen slightly homosexual-looking men walking around with dodgy ‘taches the past month or so. Well, they’ve all been taking part in Movember — “a moustache growing charity event… that raises funds an awareness for men’s health.” I’m doing my own version now called Decembeard, where I will aim to complete the month of December without shaving (no charities will benefit, however). I will probably last a week before whatshername’s incessant nagging forces me to reach for the razor. And slit my wrists.
'29' by Ryan Adams. Don't buy it, you'll be disappointed. I love it, but you probably won't.
- On the 13th of December I will try to forget the fact that I will be turning 29. Please take time to drop by and leave me a message to warm my bitter, ageing heart. Presents (just cash this year please) to the usual address. Ta.
Be good.
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Why don’t you follow up Decembeard with Januhairy and neither comb nor cut your barnet for a month?
You’ll look like even more of a caveman than you already do.