Comments on: JOHN TERRY EXCLUSIVE!

By: Scribbler

Scribbler — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:58:08 +0000

Claude Makélélé’s ex-missus – did she invent fabric conditioner?

ps Does that surname really have three acute accents?

By: Gaz

Gaz — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:06:06 +0000

Simon – perhaps a cover of The Buzzcocks ‘Ever Fallen In Love With Someone (You Shouldn’t've Fallen In Love With)’ might be appropriate?

AL – thanks. I have forwarded my CV to Private Eye.

JD – exactly. Completely hypocritical, holier-than-thou media scum. The only people to come out of this whole sorry affair with any dignity are the people wronged; Toni Terry (I mean, really, you’d keep your maiden name, wouldn’t you) and Wayne Bridge, who’ve both so far done the right think an kept schtum.

Cue Toni Terry ‘My Story’ tell-all EXCLUSIVE in a rival tabloid.

Cunts the lot of ‘em.

By: JD

JD — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:43:51 +0000

Good call Gaz, the best thing is the media’s completely false affronted dignity in reporting his sexual indescretions.

“He committed a sex act in his Bentley with a 17 year old girl.”

Why don’t they just say what we’re all thinking:

“Some slag sucked him off in his car”

Let’s call a spade a spade.

By: Anthemic Linnet

Anthemic Linnet — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:57:03 +0000

Satire really does suit you

By: JO

JO — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:03:42 +0000

i was just about to mention effing footballers but i think you practically covered everything thats worth saying lol

By: Simon Cowell AKA God

Simon Cowell AKA God — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:14:33 +0000

Simon here again, still an advid follower of your blog. I am offering to make a Charity single for Mr Terry as he may well be heading for financial difficulty. I really am God.