Comments on: Sheep-botherers, Mike Tyson and that maniac in the brown coat http://spacemonkeygaz.com/sheep-botherers-mike-tyson-and-that-maniac-in-the-brown-coat/ "They'll hunt me down and hang me for my crimes if I tell about my dirty life and times" Wed, 01 Sep 2010 19:47:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: Gerry http://spacemonkeygaz.com/sheep-botherers-mike-tyson-and-that-maniac-in-the-brown-coat/comment-page-1/#comment-417 Gerry Tue, 23 Mar 2010 09:23:30 +0000 http://spacemonkeygaz.com/?p=574#comment-417 Most queue jumpers are just trying it on. I have tried myself on a number of occasions and I am a bit of an expert traffic queue jumper. But no-one lets you away with anything. I remember I was at the bank in Tottenham and I was at the front of the queue, and a short greasy Kurdish kebab shop owner at the end of the queue just went to the cashier. Then when she asked him if he was next he did that thing of pretending he was foreign and did not understand. I then said I was next and he joined the end of the queue again. Most queue jumpers are just trying it on. I have tried myself on a number of occasions and I am a bit of an expert traffic queue jumper. But no-one lets you away with anything.

I remember I was at the bank in Tottenham and I was at the front of the queue, and a short greasy Kurdish kebab shop owner at the end of the queue just went to the cashier. Then when she asked him if he was next he did that thing of pretending he was foreign and did not understand. I then said I was next and he joined the end of the queue again.

]]> By: ben hunter http://spacemonkeygaz.com/sheep-botherers-mike-tyson-and-that-maniac-in-the-brown-coat/comment-page-1/#comment-376 ben hunter Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:27:49 +0000 http://spacemonkeygaz.com/?p=574#comment-376 He ran away, looked back at me through a sheet of glass - at which point I pointed at his medallion and laughed so hard I cried, his mates looked at him to mock his mock his crap punch and he was ejected from the club. The lesson- Get hit ! Its not so bad and can be liberating! went 28 years without being hit and an now wishing I would have got it out the way sooner. He ran away, looked back at me through a sheet of glass – at which point I pointed at his medallion and laughed so hard I cried, his mates looked at him to mock his mock his crap punch and he was ejected from the club. The lesson- Get hit ! Its not so bad and can be liberating! went 28 years without being hit and an now wishing I would have got it out the way sooner.

]]> By: ben hunter http://spacemonkeygaz.com/sheep-botherers-mike-tyson-and-that-maniac-in-the-brown-coat/comment-page-1/#comment-375 ben hunter Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:13:07 +0000 http://spacemonkeygaz.com/?p=574#comment-375 Gaz I too let things slip by .. I was in some crap club at the bar and got threatened for no reason - being drunk I decided to stand up for myself.. it died down nothing happened and I felt proud of my boldness.. 15mins later I was smacked in the face ! Gaz I too let things slip by .. I was in some crap club at the bar and got threatened for no reason – being drunk I decided to stand up for myself.. it died down nothing happened and I felt proud of my boldness.. 15mins later I was smacked in the face !

]]> By: Jon http://spacemonkeygaz.com/sheep-botherers-mike-tyson-and-that-maniac-in-the-brown-coat/comment-page-1/#comment-374 Jon Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:28:19 +0000 http://spacemonkeygaz.com/?p=574#comment-374 I'd just like to point out that anyone who queue jumps me will, in no uncertain terms, be advised to move to the back of the queue. A severe kicking will be implied. But not delivered. I am averse to violence instead relying on a hefty frame and a Scottish accent. Sadly the hefty frame is all fat and the accent is thickened up (somewhat like adding cornflour to a sauce) prior to engaging a target. It's usually enough though... I’d just like to point out that anyone who queue jumps me will, in no uncertain terms, be advised to move to the back of the queue.

A severe kicking will be implied. But not delivered.

I am averse to violence instead relying on a hefty frame and a Scottish accent. Sadly the hefty frame is all fat and the accent is thickened up (somewhat like adding cornflour to a sauce) prior to engaging a target.

It’s usually enough though…

]]> By: mike penny http://spacemonkeygaz.com/sheep-botherers-mike-tyson-and-that-maniac-in-the-brown-coat/comment-page-1/#comment-373 mike penny Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:01:24 +0000 http://spacemonkeygaz.com/?p=574#comment-373 Oh shit Gaz- If all your blog mates try this out I fear many visits to the A&E and perhaps funerals if you happen to live in a double hard bastard part of town..... Good luck everyone. I efin hate Q jumpers- almost took some blokes eye out once in a ski lift Q incident. Oh shit Gaz- If all your blog mates try this out I fear many visits to the A&E and perhaps funerals if you happen to live in a double hard bastard part of town…..
Good luck everyone.
I efin hate Q jumpers- almost took some blokes eye out once in a ski lift Q incident.

]]> By: JD http://spacemonkeygaz.com/sheep-botherers-mike-tyson-and-that-maniac-in-the-brown-coat/comment-page-1/#comment-372 JD Wed, 17 Feb 2010 16:56:57 +0000 http://spacemonkeygaz.com/?p=574#comment-372 Brilliant mate. And, to be fair, anyone who uses the word "gaffer" in an argument deserves being called a cunt. Brilliant mate. And, to be fair, anyone who uses the word “gaffer” in an argument deserves being called a cunt.

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