spacemonkeygaz.com

I think I may have mentioned this before, but there’s a natty little feature on this blog that allows me to see how people stumble across my occasional ramblings.

The part that has started to amuse me (sad, I know) is the Search Engine Terms section. This keeps a log of the words people have typed into their search engine which led them to my site. (There are, for example, a fair few people who — for reasons best known to themselves — type “spacemonkeygaz” into Google, as opposed to the far more laborious task of typing it in the address bar and adding “.com”)

But that’s not the bit that amuses me. Read the rest of this entry »

Irony

In literary terms irony (also called dramatic irony or tragic irony) is a technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character’s words or actions is clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character.

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It’s doubtful Jordan read my last blog in which I asked her to go away, but she seemed to pretty much do as I asked, as she apparently spat her dummy out last night, refused to do another bush tucker trial (fucking lightweight) and promptly fucked off home.  On that note, and at the risk of this blog turning into a reality TV rant, please allow me one last X-Factor post, in which I’ll make more amazingly accurate predictions. Read the rest of this entry »