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All You Need Is food, beer, an Oompah band and girls in low-cut tops

To paraphrase Crisis Correspondent Spartacus Mills from The Day Today:

 

If you’ve got a psychology book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin — it’s worthless. Psychology books, now, will have to be rewritten.

 

If you don’t want to throw them away then at the very least find the section on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs and rip it out, replacing it with my own, much better, Oktoberfest Hierarchy of Needs: Read the rest of this entry »

Doing Davina McCall in my pants

Firstly, some stuff about blogging.  I keep finding links – mainly through Twitter – giving tips on what makes a successful blog.  It seems I’m doing it all wrong.  Apparently, the universally accepted key to successful blogging is little and often; aim for 3 to 5 blogs a week – around 250 words a time.  I’m so far managing one or two blogs a week, each around about 2,000 words.  Oh well.  Here’s a slightly shorter effort.

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