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Cleaver Las Vegas and The Best Thing I’ve Ever Seen

This weekend the missus and I attended our ninth and final wedding-related event of 2009.  We drove to a lovely picturesque part of the country known as “up north,” for the wedding reception of a very good mate of mine, Richard Cleaver — more commonly known simply as Cleave.  He’s the only person I know with his own theme tune: “Cleaver Las Vegas” sung to the tune of a well known Elvis song of a similar title. Read the rest of this entry »

Embarrassingly drunk due to weight loss

Last week I decided to move my weigh-in day from Monday to Friday.  There was some theory attached but to be honest it doesn’t stand up to much scrutiny.  So on Friday I weighed myself and had lost another 2lbs since Monday.  Overall I was down 6lbs, and had lost 8lbs in eleven days without resorting to drastic tactics (i.e. exercise). Read the rest of this entry »