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A genuine question, Robin Hood and nearly five months of standing around in daft white clothing

After expressing my disappointment to Greeny (pictured below) about not being able to run The World’s First Kilomathon, he came up with a suggestion: “Why not train for the Robin Hood half marathon?”

He sure is

He sure is

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That time of year again, warning pangs, and 343 days


It’s that time of year again.  Time for reflection.  Time, perhaps, for feeling guilty after the excesses of the past couple of weeks.  It’s time for a new start.  Yep, it’s time for new year’s resolutions.

But does anyone actually bother?  I get the impression that most people talk about new year’s resolutions, but few ever actually see them through to any kind of outcome. Read the rest of this entry »

Back to earth with a bump


…both metaphorically and very literally.

2pm local time yesterday I sat sweating in the relative cool of the hotel reception, the thermometer on the wall proudly boasting 34 degrees C in said relatively cool area (it must have been another 5 degrees warmer outside.  It was – and at the risk of dumbfounding you with meteorological jargon - stinking fucking hot).  Read the rest of this entry »

Knee-gah! and the crowning turd in the water pipe

Six weeks.  SIX FUCKING WEEKS.

I had it all planned out.  Sort of.  Increase my mileage by approximately half a mile a week until two weeks before the race, by which time I’d be up to about thirteen miles (half a marathon), then a couple of shorter runs and lots of rest to conserve energy before the run.  Simple. Read the rest of this entry »

Buying last season’s trainers that were maybe cool fifteen years ago

I’m a jogger.  I’m now officially a jogger.  Still an obese jogger, but a jogger nonetheless.

Not only did I chalk up 4 miles last night (in 45 mins — getting quicker, just) but I’ve actually splashed out some of my hard-earned (actually that should probably just say earned) cash on:

            a)      entry into the kilomathon, and

            b)      some proper running trainers. 

Oh yes.  I’m a bloody jogger and I’ve got the proper trainers to prove it.  Don’t expect to see me wearing Lycra shorts (sorry for the mental image) or a fluorescent yellow tabard any time soon though. Read the rest of this entry »