This is the moment you’ve barely given a second thought. It’s time to see the graph. But first, what does the graph show? What does it tell us? It’s tells us that I’m shit at dieting. I’ve lost a rounded-up pound since last Friday. By rounded-up pound I mean that the little ticket the Boots weight machine prints out says I’ve lost a pound, but a quick sense check (looking at the change in weight in kilos) shows I haven’t. I’ve lost 0.3kg. 0.66lbs. 300g. The equivalent weight of a packet of Chocolate Hob Nobs, ironically enough an entire packet of which I’ve eaten in the past two days. I know what you’re thinking. I’m a useless, disgusting, greedy bollocks. Read the rest of this entry »
This blog will be a slightly disjointed affair, as I have several points to make; sadly none of them are of any real interest or importance. Read the rest of this entry »
It’s that time of year again. Time for reflection. Time, perhaps, for feeling guilty after the excesses of the past couple of weeks. It’s time for a new start. Yep, it’s time for new year’s resolutions.
But does anyone actually bother? I get the impression that most people talk about new year’s resolutions, but few ever actually see them through to any kind of outcome. Read the rest of this entry »
HELLO all you beautiful, beautiful people. It’s time again for another snippet of Happy Ending, preceded by a few words of explanation.
This next chapter follows on from the last snippet I posted, which in turn followed on from the first snippet I posted. Read the rest of this entry »
Disclaimer: I don’t hate my job. I wanted to make that point clear in case anyone I work with read my last post, or indeed happens to read this one.
As I hit ‘publish’ after writing my last blog entry, I realised something. I had described myself, with somewhat reckless abandon, as a bitter 28 year-old trapped in a career I’m not entirely happy with.
Instantly my thoughts turned to the ideas I’d already had for my next blog, where, I’d decided, I would describe the idea for my novel and specifically the main character and narrator; 27 year-old singer-songwriter and former accountant Jack Smith, who within the first three thousand words meets a beautiful glamour model who changes his life.
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