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A fat man goes jogging and the first compliment in 7 years

In my last blog post I said I was going for a three-mile run.  Six days later I would like to thank you all for your texts, e-mails, calls, letters and general concern, and put all your minds at ease by announcing that I am still alive.  I am, of course, being sarcastic.  Not ONE of you attempted to contact me to find out if I was OK.  NOT ONE.  A fat man goes running and none of you thought to check if he made it home.  Unbelievable. Read the rest of this entry »

The world’s first kilomathon, place names and SIXTEEN MILES!

I need help.  I need reasons NOT to agree to run 26 kilometres.  Please help.

I’m not sure if he was joking, genuine or completely taking the piss, but today a friend asked if I fancied taking part in the world’s first kilomathon, a 26km road race from Nottingham to Derby in March.  For those without a calculator handy, 26km is 16 miles.  SIXTEEN MILES! Read the rest of this entry »