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Don’t believe everything you read.  That’s what I’ve read, anyway.  But I also heard a bloke called David St Hubbins (named after the Patron Saint Of Quality Footwear) say “I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn’t believe anything.” Read the rest of this entry »

At the risk of appearing unpopular, I want you all to boycott the Haiti charity single. 

The Haiti earthquake was and continues to be a terrible, awful tragedy, and the people of Haiti need our help.  They need our money.  What they (and we, the rest of the world) don’t need is a bunch of self-serving, back-slapping celebrity twats cobbling together a half-arsed karaoke version of Everybody Hurts Read the rest of this entry »

It’s doubtful Jordan read my last blog in which I asked her to go away, but she seemed to pretty much do as I asked, as she apparently spat her dummy out last night, refused to do another bush tucker trial (fucking lightweight) and promptly fucked off home.  On that note, and at the risk of this blog turning into a reality TV rant, please allow me one last X-Factor post, in which I’ll make more amazingly accurate predictions. Read the rest of this entry »