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Jan 23, 2010 11

The Haiti Charity Single, and Arise, Sir Simon Cowell

At the risk of appearing unpopular, I want you all to boycott the Haiti charity single. 

The Haiti earthquake was and continues to be a terrible, awful tragedy, and the people of Haiti need our help.  They need our money.  What they (and we, the rest of the world) don’t need is a bunch of self-serving, back-slapping celebrity twats cobbling together a half-arsed karaoke version of Everybody Hurts Read the rest of this entry »

Nov 24, 2009 4

Jedward: The Future

It’s doubtful Jordan read my last blog in which I asked her to go away, but she seemed to pretty much do as I asked, as she apparently spat her dummy out last night, refused to do another bush tucker trial (fucking lightweight) and promptly fucked off home.  On that note, and at the risk of this blog turning into a reality TV rant, please allow me one last X-Factor post, in which I’ll make more amazingly accurate predictions. Read the rest of this entry »

Nov 15, 2009 4

A rant about X-Factor

I am loathed to write this particular entry to be honest because it suggests I give a shit about this year’s X-Factor.  The truth is I feel compelled to write about it because of the stupidity shown by most of the public in relation to those two blank-faced, delirious Irish idiots, Jon and Edward.  In all honesty, I like them.  And I’ll tell you for why.  Read the rest of this entry »

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