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Jedward: The Future

It’s doubtful Jordan read my last blog in which I asked her to go away, but she seemed to pretty much do as I asked, as she apparently spat her dummy out last night, refused to do another bush tucker trial (fucking lightweight) and promptly fucked off home.  On that note, and at the risk of this blog turning into a reality TV rant, please allow me one last X-Factor post, in which I’ll make more amazingly accurate predictions. Read the rest of this entry »

A disappointing twelve inches, and getting messy in Munich

A fairly healthy week this week.  I’ve brought my own lunch (alternating between chowder and Moroccan chickpea soup—both homemade) to work every day (until today), and—apart from a great curry on Monday night—I’ve been pretty healthy in the evenings.  I weighed myself at lunchtime today and I’ve lost a pound this week, which is half a stone overall. Read the rest of this entry »