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It’s never a good sign when the Chairman of your cricket club approaches you at a pre-season training session, arms outstretched, bellowing “I take it your training regime is fucked then” before grabbing hold of your man-boobs and giving them a comedy squeeze.

A word to the wise: for productivity reasons, never Google any phrase containing the word "boobs" if you want to get anything done, ever.

This was last Wednesday and it did, if nothing else, motivate me to persevere with the weight loss/getting fit thing.  I decided I’d prove him wrong.  And I’m slowly getting there.  Friday’s Boots weigh-in came and went, and if you cast your mind back to this blog post you may recall that I promised I’d get the black progress line back below the white target line.  If you can’t remember then to be honest I think you really need to pay more attention.  But I digress.  And for once I’ve made good on a promise, see:

Some stats for all you stats-freaks:

• since Jan 4^th I have lost 7.5lbs
• this is over half a stone
• I am a still-massive 18st 5lbs
• this is 3lbs lighter than the Friday before
• I did have my haircut in this week in fairness
• I am ahead of my target.
• Completely hypothetically-speaking, is it wrong to find the following picture arousing?

• I’m just asking like.